I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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