I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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