also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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