fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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