I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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