Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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