Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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