question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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