Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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