school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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