smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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