I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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