Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Randomize