Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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