did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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