So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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