I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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