I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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