Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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