I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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