But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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