Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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