im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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