you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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