She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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