I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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