At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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