Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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