in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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