yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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