who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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