What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
