He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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