If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
