scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
