Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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