I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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