But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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