dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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