he shaved USA in his pubs
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize
