why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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