I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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