So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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