he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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