tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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