How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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