can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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