She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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