I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
kristin has been a bad kristin
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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