Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
