David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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