Don't you send me to vm
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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