hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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