I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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