Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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