I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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