But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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