when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I have post one night stand depression
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