i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I could fuck to npr.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
