everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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